Ozempic 3.0 unlocked 🔓

Guess the house doesn't always win 🎰

September 28th, 2023

Don't forget to crack open a nice bottle of Pepsi-flavored ketchup this weekend 🥤🌭

July 14th, 2023

This was not on my 2023 bingo card

June 14th, 2023

Is this the worst date ever?

June 10th, 2023

Elon's got a (not-so-secret) burner account on Twitter 🤫👀

May 2nd, 2023

Smoked a joint and ended up listening to AI rap 🫠

April 20th, 2023

Is SBF in his Y2k era?

March 15th, 2023

39th Annual Stock and Bond Show - January 2026

September 22nd, 2025